MOSCOW – I'm sure every man out there just felt a cringe creep up their legs and settle uneasily into their crotch from simply reading the title of this post. Unfortunately, this story is true. A man was just sitting on his couch naked, drinking some vodka and enjoying his favorite TV show when his ex-wife came in and lit his dick on fire. Asked if the man would recover or not, a police spokesperson said it was "difficult to predict."
Written by DignanThe attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
