Grab a cool 12 pack of canned Miller Light, some lawn chairs, ZZ Top's Eliminator album (blarring out of your King Ranch F150), your favorite Dale Earnhardt T-Shirt, a few stacks of one dollar bills, some of your closest male chauvinist friends for one hell of a Sunday afternoon! Feel free to scream, yell and tip as you watch the ladies mow your lawn.
Written by Dignan
