So just how Dude are you, anyway? Get out your number two pencils and answer the following questions to discover how in touch you are with your inner Dude.
1. Are you employed sir?
a. Yes
b. No
c. What day is this?
2. Do you have any Kahlua?
a. No, but I do have some watermelon schnapps
b. No, I'm fresh out
c. Does the pope shit in the woods?
3. What is your favorite Eagles album?
a. Desperado
b. Ride the Lightning
c. I hate the fuckin' Eagles man…
4. What do you do in your free time?
a. Balance my checkbook
b. Occupy various administration buildings
c. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback
5. What is the smallest check you ever written?
a. $100 and up
b. $0.70 to $99.99
c. $0.69 and under
6. Identify this small woodland mamal -
a. beaver
b. ferret
c. marmot
7. What cassette is in your walkman right now?
a. I have an iPod
b. Creedence
c. Venice Beach League Playoffs 1987
8. What is your primary form of ID?
a. Driver's license
b. Expired student ID
c. Ralphs card
9. What color is your vehicle?
a. My hummer is yellow
b. Blue
c. Green with rust coloration
10. When do you pay your rent?
a. When you own, it's called a mortgage
b. The tenth
c. Far out, man
Tally up your score:
- for each a. answer, you get 0 points
- for each b. answer, you get 21 points
- for each c. answer, you get 42 points
How Dude are you:
0-105 = You're being very un-Dude
106-210 = You are the walrus
211-419 = I dig your style, man
420 = You abide
Written by Dignan
