I want to know who thought of the laptop. Who was it? Stand up and be accounted for, because you deserve to be punched in the face! I’m talking a brute-powered, bone-shattering, Tyson-in-his-prime blow to the skull! What the hell? Anyway, I want to get something off my chest up front and save you some money:
- Travolta gets shot on the Manhattan bridge by Denzel
- Denzel gets a half, instead of a full, gallon of milk to his wife
Read the rest of my Taking of Pelham 123 review and see the HD trailer after the jump.
Written by Dignan