Robin Williams is never spot on when it comes to movie choices. For every Dead Poets, Good Morning Vietnam, Good Will Hunting, Fisher King and Survivors you get a Club Paradise, Father’s Day, RV and License to Wed. And don’t get me started on Travolta. At this point, I’m convinced you could have really cast Arnold Horshack as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction and it would have still kicked ass. Now, let get back to this damn trailer critique.

The bottom line is Hollywood loves to shove recycled garbage down our entertainment-hungry throats for a decent ROI and Old Dogs is no better of an example. This shit-sicle tells the story of… blah, blah, blah. Williams and Travolta are attacked by Frisbee-throwing boy scouts and homicidal penguins, while Seth ‘What’s His Name Again’ Green gets sodomized by a gorilla. If you’re ever faced with a choice between killing yourself and watching this particular movie trailer more than once, put a bullet into your brain. HD trailer, images, cast and synopsis after the jump.

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More pictures have been released from Tim Burton’s upcoming Alice in Wonderland remake. These images have been cleaned up from /film via Planet Disney. The pics are Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, and Mia Wasikowska as Alice with The White Rabbit. They are pretty much the same as released last month, just with a better look at the costumes without an over-sized head on Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen. Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter pics after the jump.

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