11. David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
"I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
10. Col. Ben Cameron, Birth of a Nation (1915)
9. Ty Webb, Caddyshack (1980)
"Remember Danny – Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."
8. Butch Cassidy, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
"If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him."
7. Jeff, Tootsie (1982)
"I don't like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, 'Hey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried.' I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, 'Hey, man, I saw your play… what happened?"
6. Ricky Roma, Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"
5. Little Bill, Boogie Nights (1997)
"My wife has an ass in her cock in the drive way, all right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow."
4. Marla Singer, Fight Club (1999)
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
3. Herman Blume, Rushmore (1998)
"You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."
2. Lt. Col. Frank Slade, Scent of a Woman (1992)
"Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."
1. Howard Beale, Network (1976)
Written by Dignan
"You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'"