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Another kid, awed by the uniform, just stares silently. "Hi," Geist says with a smile, holding out his hand in greeting. "I'm a real-life superhero."

The kid grabs Geist's leather-clad mitt and grins back. "I'm four!"

Such is the life of Minnesota's only superhero—a man in his mid-40s who sold off his comic book collection to fund a dream borne of those very pages.

Special props to the Stingray-driving superhero in Florida, displaying the Sunshine State's hallmark sense of mystery and subtlety, who named himself "Superhero."

Too bad they weren't on their way to Wally World:

An Arkansas family trying to fulfill an ailing grandmother's last request, arrived in Hillsboro early Sunday with the grandmother's body in the back of their recreational vehicle, police said.

The woman apparently died in Wyoming, and her family completed the trip.

The 79-year-old woman, who lived in Oroville, Calif., suffered from advanced kidney disease and wished to see her family before she died, Hillsboro Police Lt. Michael Rouches said.

Rouches said the woman's family picked her up in Oroville, drove her to visit family in Arkansas and were on their way to see other family in Hillsboro when she died.  

Philospohers and academics, move over. Sages and humanists, shove off. It turns out the really searing insights of our age are being made by fourteen year old Lowell Truluck of Overland Park, Kansas.

Lowell's first nugget of existentialism was volleyed at his father, Daniel, earlier this month.

"During an argument wherin I was sending my son to his room," Truluck the elder explained, "Lowell turned to me and shouted 'Life isn't fair.' Well I tell you, that really hit home with me. A day or two later I was talking to a friend of mine who works as a philosophy professor at the University of Kansas and I happened to repeat Lowell's remark. My friend was stunned. He told me there are legions of would-be holy men sitting on mountaintops in Tibet who could never hope to glean that kind of wisdom."

Young Lowell's other proclamations of mathematics being "totally bogus" and Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo being "so lame" have already inspired T-shirts, web pages, and round table discussions in universities across the country.

From WTF Inc:

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".
Walmart Employee: "Dat all? Okay, Bye."