Alternate title:  "It's Hard Out Here For A Blimp"

Donald Trump was at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica and gave some lucky waiter a tip that could feed one of those starving African kids through college.  From Tyler:

A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! My friends think he's just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. He told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, "What's the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab. Trump just wanted to show he's got the biggest dick!

In case you were steaming over providing a shell-shocked vet with unlimited means to self medicate, there's a catch.  Harry Patch, Britain's last surviving World War I veteran, is 109 years old.

Harry Patch, 109, won five medals for his service during the war but now his local boozer has honoured him free drinks.

The Rose and Crown in Limpley Stoke, Somerset, made the offer after inviting Harry to open the pub after a refit.

Harry, who was injured in the 1917 Passchendaele offensive which killed half a million men, drank in the pub when he was a young man.

Speaking at the packed re-opening ceremony, where he signed copies of his book The Last Fighting Tommy – A Tale by Harry Patch, Harry said: ''It's a very kind gesture.

Hard to believe when you mix these rednecks with the right amount of Budweiser & Dukes of Hazzard nostalgia that someone, at the very least, didn't get paralyzed.

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