I can picture these brave high school souls runnig onto a field in the middle of the night and trying, rather archaically, to fashion a giant 50 yard long cock spewing semen onto the opposing team's sideline with an assortment of chemicals out of their parent's garage.  I'm sure there were doubts the stunt would work.  Well not only would their prank pay off, it would show us the most dazzling display of school spirit I've ever seen.  And little did they know before the school's lawn and garden team could fix the problem something hovering 60 plus miles above their heads would cement their 50 yard cock in the all-time prankster hall-o-fame.  Talk about serendipitous timing.  My hat is off to you, you anonymous pranksters.