A dentist in California claims that chest massages are appropriate for common jaw problems.  27 women have formally accused him of titty squeezing and believe that his dental license is payment enough for the groping.  No word if men suffer from this common jaw problem.  From Yahoo:

Lew suspended Anderson's dental license last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Yolo County prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.

Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years.

She took to wearing tight shirts with high necklines, "and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra," according to a police report.

Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells — an inflatable sex toy designed to resemble Ann Coulter, the blond Fascist Aryan media shrew.

"I still don't see what the problem is. It's just your run-of-the mill sex toy. I've sold thousands of the same model altered to look like Pamela Anderson, Sharon Stone, and Bill Parcells."

The problem, it appears, stems from the fact that most of the people who bought the toy find it to be anatomically (if not politically) incorrect.

"It's got a goddamn vagina!" Barked Lowell Puckfist, an assistant district attorney from nearby Campbell, CA. "Why in hell would I want an Ann Coulter doll with a vagina?! My Scooter Libby doll doesn't have one, my Barry Goldwater doll doesn't have one, even my John Fucking Birch doll doesn't have one …!"

According to the California Better Business Bureau, Puckfist isn't the only one who's feeling mislead.

"To the best of my knowledge, there has never been any documented evidence that Herr, I mean, Miss Coulter actually possesses female genitalia," says Newton Bunnykirk of the CBBB. "These people, the ones who've bought the doll, feel they have a legitimate, well, er, …beef."

When asked if he would give the displeased customers refunds on their purchases, Skeever said that "for obvious reasons, refunds or exchanges on sex dolls are just a pretty bad idea. Think about it for a fuckin' minute."

From Wiki:

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. Actor-singer Sheb Wooley is considered to be the most likely voice actor for the scream, having appeared on a memo as a voice extra for the movie.

The Wilhelm scream has been featured in many movies and television programs since. Alongside a certain recording of the cry of the Red-tailed Hawk, the "Universal telephone ring"[1], the Goofy holler and "Castle thunder," it is probably one of the best-known cinematic sound clichés.

The Wilhelm's revival came from Star Wars series sound designer Ben Burtt, who tracked down the original recording (which he found as a studio reel labelled "Man being eaten by alligator").

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