Ridley Scott was not available for comment…from USA Today:

What do you get when you cross an Alien with a Predator?

Either a bad joke or a box-office hit.

Colin and Greg Strause are hoping for the latter as they tackle Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, the sequel to the 2004 hit. It opens Christmas Day with the tagline "There will be no peace on Earth."

Further proof Darwin was right:

Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports.

"Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers … to deal with the monkey menace?" pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya's national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. "These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women." 

Gichuki Kabukuru of the Kenya Wildlife Service told the Telegraph that monkeys and baboons commonly harass women, gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.

"Even in our camps," he explained, "when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."

More info on this new Dallas City Hall ad campaign can be found at HipHopGovernment.org.  For now, here's their rather urgent message:

A Message of Urgency:

The Hip Hop Government is calling on the National and International Hip Hop Community to take the mandatory stance needed to address the concerns of our generation. Together as a unit we will demand that our voices be heard and problems be resolved . We as the Hip Hop Government have the power to change the way elections, policies, laws, and the conditionings of our environment that are governed by the Power of Voting.

From Fox:

Dallas City Hall kicks off its ad campaign in the anti-saggy pants battle to advise people to "Pull'em Up" with more than two dozen billboards.

Some billboards, including "Represent Yourself Like You Present Yourself," and "That's Not Hip-Hop That's Flip Flop" will go up at busy intersections and highways.