Hey, at least it wasn’t a bomb:

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher’s with two large “Schwartenmagen” sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

“He could have used a loaf of bread,” the spokesman said. “It’s not against the law here. But obviously I can’t speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it.”

Marcia & Jan:  The Brady Munch.  Jan and Marcia had a lesbian fling?  Yes, according to Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick and her yet-to-be-released book.

As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV's Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

I guess this would be the equivalent to a woman stepping foot onto football field, basketball court or a golf course in the United States.  Institutions that involve great amounts of testosterone and ego are in place for reasons the inferior sex couldn’t possibly fathom.   From Reuters:

The middle-aged woman dashed from the side of the Kokugikan sumo stadium on Wednesday and shoved away a female security guard before rolling onto the ring just as a bout was set to begin, the Yomiuri newspaper said. 

Tradition forbids women from entering the ring on the grounds that it is sacred and their presence, considered unclean, would pollute it.

“It’s bad for the heart,” said Takamisakari, a popular wrestler who helped catch the woman, told the Sports Nippon daily. “What was the person trying to do while we were wrestling seriously?”

Women were also banned in the past from climbing mountains or entering mines in Japan.

What a whore:

Two golfers in Jersey have done the impossible.  Two back-to-back holes-in-one.   My immediate reaction how do you know if they're lying or not?  Is there some bull-shit golf honor code that says that every golfer is on their honor when claiming a hole-in-one?  Seriously, I'm going out to the golf course tomorrow and getting three in a row.  From Yahoo News:

"I've never heard of that happening anywhere in the world," Jim Woods, director of golf at Forsgate Country Club in Monroe Township, said Thursday, a day after the dual aces were recorded on the club's Banks Course. "Two balls on the same hole in the same group is pretty impressive."

Holes-in-one are rare. Neither Brady nor Gerhart had ever made one before. The odds of a golfer scoring an ace: 5,000-to-1. But the odds of two players in a foursome performing such a feat are 17 million to 1, according to a Golf Digest article in 2000.