A friend of mine sent this over in an email:

I was on the internet and stumbled across this picture.  Everybody in
the office was like, "What the fuck is that?"  

My words exactly.

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Here's the real shocker – it happened at a high school track roughly an hour before sunrise.  The excuse: he sweats a lot while jogging.  Apparently the Archdiocese of Denver takes this incident seriously, but not serious enough to stop the priest's sermon powers: 

The Archdiocese of Denver said it takes the incident seriously but is awaiting the outcome of the case. Whipkey remains an active priest.

There's no better way to start your morning, afternoon or evening than a small dose of The Big Lebowski & Bob Dylan.